Vagina Wanted!
Posted by shut on 27.08.2008, 05:09 | Last update: 27.08.2008, 17:28
Anyone need a job?... well gumtree.com is a good place to start looking. It's free to advertise classifieds section means there's a real range of occupations being posted everyday. Now you can find the perfect job to suit your lifestyle needs!
As I was browsing this morning, I found just the thing I was looking for! It's good money and the employer sounds like a real nice, genuine guy, you know some one you could really trust. To put your mind at ease, he even makes a point about not being a seriel killer ... And hey! I met all the requirements!... Providing I have "a nice tidy little vagina, that doesn't resemble a butchers shop window" I was quids in surely!
To see this smooth taking geezers advert, click 'read on' to view more... and hey! Why not apply? you never know, it might tickle your occupation fancy!
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Vagina Required For Photograph
Date posted: Tuesday 26th August
Location: Dewsbury
This is a genuine request.
I am a photographer and printer and I have a client who has asked for an extremely large framed photo of a vagina, close-up, for his bathroom wall. The photo will be printed out at approx 4ft x 6ft.
As it is such a large photo it is quite important that you have a nice tidy little vagina and that it doesn't resemble a butchers shop window. If you have had kids it is unlikely that you will fit the bill. It will also need to be waxed preferably or shaved.
I am not a weirdo, pervert, serial killer or anthing - just a photographer so there is no need to worry.
The fee is £50, which for 10 minutes work is pretty good.
You can contact me at infinitydesign@ntlworld.com
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2 comments:
Haha! I've just emailed him a photo of my steak... I wonder if its suitable!?!
does he really think 50 quit is an appropriate price for a vagina?
Posted by sara (http://likeallthepeople.blogspot.com) on 27.08.2008, 10:00 | Reply | Quote